it is bizarre, the people who come out of the woodwork after a breakup. 

Penelope by Pinback
Blue Screen Life

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"When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog."
—  A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States.   (via tiredestprincess)

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I once had the best bugeye wallpaper for my phone. It was a b&w picture of a bugeye, straight on and only the driver’s side was visible. Somebody find it for me. :(



'Dont I get a hug' most cringeworthy line

Creepy boys’ anthem

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i want a show called Man Vs. Wilde where someone is put in the jungle with oscar wilde and has to survive not only the elements but also wilde’s random attacks and massive ego

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Got asked on an actual date today. Feelin’ pretty special, guys.


Old Acquaintance, 1943 (dir. Vincent Sherman)